Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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