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ad ew i am wasted whats my problem

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(415): ad ew i am wasted whats my problem http://tfl.nu/k96e

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no weekend plans? you're practically married

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just without the last name or joint bank account

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i'd advise against both

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(616): no weekend plans? you're practically married (1-616): just without the last name or joint bank account (616): i'd advise against both http://tfl.nu/dufy

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(480): View more from Arizona

how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?

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(480): how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back? http://tfl.nu/0voi

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He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.

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(850): He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person. http://tfl.nu/yofm

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I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?

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(650): I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend? http://tfl.nu/l4fs

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(845): View more from New York

I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.

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(845): I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ. http://tfl.nu/s7ef

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She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.

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(423): She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21. http://tfl.nu/keb8

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I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout

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(732): I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout http://tfl.nu/4dgw

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Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.

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(313): Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie. http://tfl.nu/1dd0

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I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.

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(813): I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly. http://tfl.nu/szur

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Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.

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(609): Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people. http://tfl.nu/gli6

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Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.

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(216): Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds. http://tfl.nu/t6po

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This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?

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(423): This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean? http://tfl.nu/py5a

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

who dressed up as a cop at your party???

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idk I have to check. Why?

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he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.

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(724): who dressed up as a cop at your party??? (1-724): idk I have to check. Why? (724): he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM. http://tfl.nu/wn9a

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I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.

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(707): I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical. http://tfl.nu/vu0p

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