So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
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her facebook's as public as her vagina
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
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I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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