It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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