chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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