So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
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I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
do nipples grow back?
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