I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
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i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
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Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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