the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
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There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
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I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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