So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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