Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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