A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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