dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
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She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
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Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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