i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
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I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
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I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
we're so committed to being not committed
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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