how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
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At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
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He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Floor bacon is actually really good
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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