well you can't waste a boner
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
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