i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
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My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
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Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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