bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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