speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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