Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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