What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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