I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
did you just send me my own nude
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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