Do vagina's smell?
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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