I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
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He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
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