i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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