Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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