I swear she didn't look like that last week.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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