We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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