I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
