You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
