This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
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Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Sorry my hands just texted you
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
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We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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