Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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