thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Randomize
