Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
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you traded sex for a burrito?
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
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We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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