I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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