They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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