where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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