are you so shy because you have an std?
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
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so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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