Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
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I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
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It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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