That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
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she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
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We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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