She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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