well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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