Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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