You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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