elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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