Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
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This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
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Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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