the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
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I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
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Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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