If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
There r osticjed everywhere
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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