too bad you live with your parents still
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
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