Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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