Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
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I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
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i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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