No stitches, just platelets and will power
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
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I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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