Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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