Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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