Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
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Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
There's a naked man in my car right now.
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So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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